WASHINGTON (Yaakov M / VINnews) — Nancy Pelosi is finally stepping down as leader of the Democrat party, while still young and exuberant, although older than President Biden who turns 80 on Sunday.
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Pelosi has had a remarkably “lucky” career.
She and her husband Paul have been extremely fortunate stock traders, defying unthinkable odds to earn millions from stocks which are coincidentally linked to Congressional legislation.
Many of her husband’s lucrative purchases happened just weeks before Congress voted on bills which caused the stock to surge. Although it seems impossible, we believe that it was pure “dumb luck” and she never used insider knowledge.
Nancy was lucky to not catch Covid when she was caught on camera illegally entering a “shuttered” hair salon and removing her mask, while the rest of the city was obeying a tight lockdown and masking laws, which Pelosi herself supported.
Perhaps her immense Democrat influence protected her from the deadly germs. Or maybe the fancy gourmet ice cream which Pelosi hoarded in her expensive freezer, while people were unemployed and many were dying, somehow helped boost her immune system.
Although some labeled Pelsoi a hypocrite, Democrat voters recognized that as an elitist, Pelosi (and Gavin Newsom and Gretchen Whitmer) follow a different set of rules.
Similarly, when Paul Pelosi slammed into a vehicle while driving drunk at 3 am, he benefited from the Pelosi “lucky streak”. While most of us would be sitting in jail, Pelosi is a free man. And while if a Republican was caught drunk driving, the media would spend weeks dissecting the story, Pelosi’s scandal was completely buried. Amazing good fortune.
Nancy Pelosi famously tore up President Trump’s state of the union address in front of the camera with millions watching. The media astutely recognized that this was not an act of vicious hatred (as some small-minded Republicans believed), but rather, Pelosi suddenly needed 54 bookmarks to keep her place in multiple Harry Potter novels, and her only option was to quickly tear up the only paper she could find.
Although not widely reported, Pelosi was the biggest culprit of the Jan. 6th “insurrection”. As House Speaker, she was responsible for securing the Capitol, which on any other day would be the safest facility on the planet.
(In addition, according to some reports. President Trump urged the presence of 10,000 National Guard troops.) Yet Pelosi mysteriously did not secure the Capitol, and thus allowed it to be breached. This was highly beneficial to Democrats, who used the breach as a pretense to impeach President Trump for a second time. Had she been a Republican, Pelosi would likely be in jail for her severe negligence.
Again, thanks to her amazing luck, nobody has ever investigated, and even when Republicans take power, they will likely be too spineless to probe any further.
Perhaps Pelosi’s most memorable achievement was when she nearly triggered World War 3, when she visited Taiwan and antagonized China, our arch-enemy.
She accomplished nothing during her trip, and no reason was given for the idiotic decision. Many suspect that like most of Pelosi’s tactics, she was trying to get as much attention as possible, and did not mind throwing the country under the bus.
Pelosi will be dearly missed by political satirists across the globe, although not by AOC, who detests her very existence.
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This is veryugly for frum Yidden. You can think it but lo zo haderech.
“You can fool some of the people all the time , all the people some of the time , but you can’t fool all the people all the time “
As long as her drunken husband Paul can continue to do his insider trading, Nancy will be well taken care of.
You forgot the latest stroke of luck where Paul Pelosis nudist-gay attacker broke into their house…from the inside. Amazing
In the notorious Washington swamp, she was the swampiest.
Followed closely by Crazy Maxine.
We should never forget this self-serving woman supported Democrat anti-Semites like Ilhan Omar, Rashida Tlaib, Raphael Warnock, Jeffries Hakeem, and others.
Her end will not be a pleasant one.
she acts younger than Biden even though she’s older Biden dosen’t know where he is half the time
she is like the ice cream loving Biden without dementia
She turned eighty seven years ago. However, Hakeem Jeffries worries me.
If aoc hates her and the enemy of my enemy is my friend……..
she is just as corrupt as all other corrupt career politicians left or right they are in the same club they pretend to hate each other but they are best freinds behind the scenes I wouldn’t be surprised if trump and Nancy are best friends and the whole “fight” is all for show
or maybe I’m just a conspiracy theorist?
Work of art. Shkoyach.
She comes from an old political family. Politics are her family’s business. Added to that is her work ethic.
Sort of the flip side is that Republican representative who lost his primary, so he closed his district offices and went on vacation. Pelosi is going to stay at the job.
Wow so much lies and misinformation in 1 article.
The fact that the GOP is looking for a caucus leader with her qualities, and couldn’t find.
Being a caucus leader for 22 years, is no simple feat, no one in history has achieved it, except for her.