Austria: Man Fined For Farting ‘With Full Intent’ At Police

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BERLIN (AP) — A man in Vienna has been fined 500 euros ($565) for breaking wind loudly in front of police — a move that the Austrian capital’s police force was at pains to defend on Tuesday.

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The Oesterreich newspaper reported that the fine stemmed from an incident on June 5 and that the offender was fined for “offending public decency.”

City police wrote on Twitter that “of course no one is reported for accidentally ‘letting one go.’” They added that the man had behaved “provocatively and uncooperatively” during an encounter with officers that preceded the incident.

He got up from a park bench, looked at officers and “let go a massive intestinal wind apparently with full intent,” they said. “And our colleagues don’t like to be farted at so much.”

Police noted that the decision could be appealed.


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Meshuga
Meshuga
3 years ago

Vin!
Git Tzifrasket!
Like a vald chazir!
Vald Chazeirim can fart for 10min straight!

My 2 cents
My 2 cents
3 years ago

Don’t eat so much sugar, take digestive enzymes at each meal and don’t eat too much either. Then you should be ok

flip fartelowitz
flip fartelowitz
3 years ago

I’m going into the air freshening business . I’ll make a fortune .

SB
SB
3 years ago

From the picture posted, it looks like the cops are the ones farting….

Ptcha
Ptcha
3 years ago

Oh please, let it go!

B H
B H
3 years ago

? וואס נאך איז נייעס

Life's a gas
Life's a gas
3 years ago

He should be charged with being under the influence of three-day-old chili.

observer
observer
3 years ago

Stupid news. You blew it!

In the doghouse
In the doghouse
3 years ago

Come to my house on an average Motzai Shabbos. It ain’t pretty. My wife and kids kick me out right after havdalla. Go to Shul, go to learn, go to some milaveh malka, go to some fundraiser, go to the movies. Do what you want, just get out of here. I was told it’s probably the cold cuts and chopped liver that cause me the most gas. I can give up the cold cuts but not ready yet to forego my chopped liver.

chug a lug
chug a lug
3 years ago

too much alka -seltzer

just a matter of fartly speaking
just a matter of fartly speaking
3 years ago

farting could sometimes be an expression of love , this was no reason for these fart cops to right away attack the poor guy , and assume that he was being nasty towards them .

Full Fart
Full Fart
3 years ago

If he really farted with FULL INTENT , according to the headline , then he should be commended if anything for all that extra Kavannah that he put into it .

fartfeld
fartfeld
3 years ago

I don’t know they can possibly do to this guy , Reicha lav milsah hee , and hezek shmiayah for a temporary non- deafening noise ,,, also nothing .

Fartman
Fartman
3 years ago

They definitely have nothing on this guy , a fart is hezek sh’aino nikker . The most they can do is fart back in his face , but noting more .

Farty Farztenstein
Farty Farztenstein
3 years ago

Fartig fartig and fartig , I have had enough of this police brutality ,,,, who do they think they are ????

fred fartenbaum
fred fartenbaum
3 years ago

yes it is clear from recent articles that Austria police eat lots of franks , donuts and chili . I believe the cops farted first at this bystander and only then did he fire back his farts in self defense .

Fletcher Fartelowitz
Fletcher Fartelowitz
3 years ago

Austria should definitely be a no fly zone and a no fart zone .

fredrico fartelinsky
fredrico fartelinsky
3 years ago

their airplanes and jets are probably powered by fart gas .

Ffil Fartlooskowitz
Ffil Fartlooskowitz
3 years ago

I don’t get it , i think just like there’s freedom of speech there should also be freedom of farts .

Filmore Fartkowsky
Filmore Fartkowsky
3 years ago

That’s right , PUSH PUSH PUSH !!!! and don’t be afraid to FART !!!!!! We must make our points and opinions LOUD AND CLEAR !!!!!!

Fanny Fartlonkowitz
Fanny Fartlonkowitz
3 years ago

We should have group farting with people spread apart from each other , for multiple reasons besides covid .

freeda fartzookenfeld
freeda fartzookenfeld
3 years ago

Nice full fresh friendly farts can actually make the flowers blossom and the grass grow .

fred fartzheimer
fred fartzheimer
3 years ago

Farting is wonderful way to release everyday pressure and tension , there is no reason to fine someone for doing it , fining him would only place MORE pressure and tension on the him causing him to FART even MORE and MORE!!!

flip fartplompowitz
flip fartplompowitz
3 years ago

there is nothing wrong with an occasional fart even in public . The cops are totally out of line in this case !!!

Fartso
Fartso
3 years ago

Had this man farted very silent , the cops would never had jumped on him .

fred fartzonkowitz
fred fartzonkowitz
3 years ago

The cops need to have a new fresh understanding of what is and what isn’t a crime .

fred fartbonkowitz
fred fartbonkowitz
3 years ago

the cops really blew a fuse in this case

fred fartchonkowitz
fred fartchonkowitz
3 years ago

The cops are totally blown .

Frank Fartowits
Frank Fartowits
3 years ago

they all must have eaten too many franks that day .

fran fartskowitz
fran fartskowitz
3 years ago

I agree , we need to push a lot harder for gas freedom laws . …PUSH PUSH PUSH !!!!!!!